Thursday, 26 October 2017

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WORKERS 'ACCOUNTS

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 26, 2017
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  • • From my last report, this worker fell to the bottom ... and started digging.
    • His husband is tracked all over, but only from morbid curiosity.
    • If I were to ask myself, I would forbid this worker to breathe.
    Works well only when he is above the constant vision, he is put in a cosak like a rat trap.
    • He would ditch himself in the parking bars.
    • This young lady has illusions about the adequacy.
    • It sets low standards and then fails to reach them.
    • This worker will go a long way ... and as soon as he starts, the better.
    • Has a whole cardboard of 6 beers but it fails that plastic delicacy that beers hold together.
    • A huge ignorant - 144 times worse than a common ignorant.
    • I would like to take him some time hunting.
    • He is also battling with the signpost.
    • It brings a lot of joy to the office, especially when it is abandoned.
    • When IQ reaches 50, you should sell it.
    • You see two men talking and one of them is bored ... And he is the other one.
    • Has a photographic memory but its lens cap is always glued.
    • Number one candidate for natural desection.
    • He donated his brain to science before he stopped using it.
    • The ramp is lowered, the lights are on and the gas falls, but ... the train does not come.
    • There are two brains - one is lost and the other has gone to seek it.
    • To be a little stupid, we should water it twice a week.
    • To give him a penny for his opinion, I would give you a change.
    • If you get close enough, you can hear the ocean.
    • I simply can not believe he has won the other 1,000,000 spermatozoa in the race to the ovum.
    • Some have drunk from the fountain of knowledge; He just washed his mouth.
    • It takes two hours to watch a 60-minute show on TV.
    • The wheel turns, but the hamster is dead.
    • The lights are off, no one is at home.


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