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10 GOLDEN RULES HOW TO LEARN FOOTBALL SCIENTIFIC SCG

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 26, 2017
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  • 1. It is important that you cushion the ball somewhere.

    2. If you can not run anymore - fall! You pretend to be foul and rest!

    3. Do not hit it fast! You can find yourself alone in front of the goal and what are you then?

    4. If you are not satisfied how your photo turned out to be in some newspapers, hit the ball to the photographer who shot it and try to hit his camera - to learn how to memorize!

    5. Always be afraid of a judge's decision !! What is he who knows about football?

    6. Return the goalie ball as much as you can, so that you can avoid running.

    7. Be careful not to dirty the jersey, stains are seen on TV transmission !!

    8. Watch that you do not spoil your hair and this is seen on TV transmission !!

    9. Always respond to the invitation to the national team, thus increasing the chances that someone thinks you know how to play football.

    10. If you do not comply with these rules, you do not deserve to play in the national team.


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