One of the teachings found in this century is a great application both in theory and in practice is bleeding. In the early centuries, this discipline has been tried by many to improve. In the antique period, the protagonist of this discipline was Diogen. He gave a great contribution to this science with his blush in the barrel. For the time being, he holds the record in this discipline, which is one whole human life. However, with evolutionary development, man perfected himself, and so did this discipline. One of the questions that arise since the birth of humanity to this day is whether flies are nude or art. Many great names, both in the past, and today, such as Dr Space and Dr Zara, have tried to answer this question. They
have a doctorate at the Faculty of Newly Applied Arts on the topic
"Whether fluttering affects the psycho-motor skills of homosapiens". Rogan, who is an apsolvent at this faculty, also started their steps.
There are more sections in the above mentioned faculty, and you can identify for more types of blazes. One
of the directions that has attracted many future flies is a creative
blew whose program has a very interesting content that encourages man in
a creative way. There
are also many amateur societies in this city that collect all of the
blazers in one place and give a short course of this program. You can find the instruction book on every corner suitable for wasting time.
And now something needs to be said about the benefits that this kind of time-management provides. Very
often it happens that a man experiences the stresses of various
species, which for the cause can have some completely banal stuff. The
consequences of stress need not be explained, but it should be stressed
that they can be reflected in further generations that will be
incompetent for the blade. But, we can easily protect ourselves from such unpleasant events. Continuous bleeding will bring your body and mind into a meditative state and thus protect you from excitement and stress. In the end it is not a bad thing to say that bleaching is a future.
AUTHORS:Dr. Space, from the Institute for Time-Disappearance and Genetic Engineering.Dr. Zare, from the Institute of Language, Literature and Telecommunication.
KOAUTOR:Rogan, from whom the inspiration for the text was obtained, from his
current blemish which consisted of counting the empty and empty
eighteenths passing through the IX gymnasium.
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Blasters of all countries, unite!
Telephone conversations are done in 30 seconds.The movies are almost always naked.For a 5-day vacation, you only need one suitcase.Football on Mondays.You do not have to keep a record of the sexual lives of your comrades.The line in front of the male WC is 80% shorter.Your fellows do not shave you every time you smoke or get ugly.Cleaners and hairdressers do not get rid of steam.When you rotate the channels on the TV, you do not have to stop at any place.Your butt is not a factor in job interviews.No orgasm is fake.These types are not affected by hockey masks.You do not have to put a bag of useless things wherever you go.The reasons why comics are funny.Your last name remains your whole life.You can leave the hotel bed not fitted.When someone criticizes your work, you do not have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.The whole garage is yours.You do not have to fish the toilet.It can be stamped and stored in 10 minutes.In sex you do not have to worry about your reputation.If someone forgets to invite you to a celebration, he can still be your friend.Your bottom price is 10 DM for a 3-piece package.You do not have to shave anything under the chin.You do not have to wake up every morning with a hairy ass.Nobody noticed that you have 34 and you are not ignorant.You can sign in the snow ...Everything on your face can stay in original color.You can be a precedent.Flowers can fix everything.You shoot a lot for strange feelings.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.You can shout what the eyes are and not worry what others will think. "Foreplay is not necessary.You can take off your shirt when it's hot.You do not have to make a general save every time a master comes.The mechanics tell you the truth.You can watch football with your partner, in silence, for hours, without the thought of "Maybe he's mad at me?"You are in a mood all the time.You can divide Clint Eastwood, without the desire to license him.You know at least 20 ways to open a beer flask.You can sit on your legs, no matter what you wear.Venetian: 2000 DM. Seat rent: 20 DM.The remote control is just yours.People do not stare at your chest when you talk to them.You can make friends, without gifts.You have a normal relationship with your mother.You can buy condoms, but the seller does not imagine naked.When you go to the clone, you do not have to pretend to go to "refresh."You can rationalize every behavior by saying: Fuck it.The death of Lady Di is just another news for you.Occasional sympathy was awaited gesture.You'll never give up sex because you're not available.You think the idea of frying the powder is funny.The new shoes do not nause and scratch your legs.The porn are only for you.You do not have to remember a birthday birthday.The fact that you do not like a person does not represent an obstacle to good sex."Lifeguards".There is always a sport on a channel.
-Hello?
-Hello!
-Hello?
-Hello!
- Ziko?
- It's not Zika.
-Who is?
-If it is?
- I asked the first one.
-This is a private apartment.
- Ziko?
- No Zike.
- Is this a private apartment?
- Yes.
- Is there Zika?
-It's not.
-Wherein?
- What do I know where it is ?!
- Is she at Mica?
- Which Mice?
-One Mice?
-What Zika?
-Micin.
- No Micinog Zike.
- And what Zika has?
- There's no Zike.
- Is that you, Ziko?
-I'm not.
- Ok, give me Ziku.
- You can get Djok.
-Who is Djok?
-My.
- Does he know where Zika is?
- No Zike!
- Give Mica!
-What is Mica now ?!
-How are you ?! Zikin!
- Where do I know where Zika Mica is?
- Not at the market?
-What I know.
- Ok, tell her to tell Ziki he's coming.
- Where is she to find her?
- Zika will find her. Let him tell her.
-What to say?
-She called me.
- Who?
- Are you deaf ?! Zika!
1. SLEEPING
A good dick has to know when the right moment is to use this skill
because it will only save himself from the eternal experience of praying
for the professor and listening to his service every working day and
working Saturdays.
2. BREAKDOWN OF CASES
To be baptized before the seventh hour or before the time, before the
holiday or the holidays, at the time of trouble and every Wednesday and
Friday.
3. ASSESSMENT OF ACCELERATION AND JUSTICE
Do not take often the names of your doctors and your military section. Avoid making bargains, weddings and funerals on the road, and only so
will your cage with unjustified cysts remain clean and glorious will
speak of your precious knowledge of yours.
4. PREVIEW
Do not make yourself an arrow too big, and do not fully trust in them,
but sit beside the patient and wholehearted friend of yours and pray
with all his heart and especially follows the look of his professor.
5. ENROLLING THE ASSESSMENT AND REPLACED CASES
Falsify only in the time of great trouble and let your thought be
clearer than lightning be able to stumble over your manuscript.
6. PROVALJIVANJE
Break your neighbor as yourself, your professors, and your teenage
ones, but do not let your fellow voice exceed your voice of your
companions.
7. MUCHING AND STICKING
Muhu professor your own for your better grades of your own and handsome partner (orthaka) your, because it is written; Wake up from your friends, because only this way you will get burek us nasusni.
10 REASONS TO BE SERIOUS Serbian
1. You are not a Croat.2. Kosarkaska reprezentacija.3. You can choose between several war criminals in the elections.4. You can enjoy the optimistic news on state television, especially if you are watching over satellites abroad.5. You can lead a 600-year-old battle against the Turks and their home
traitors, be convinced that this is happening now and completely not
right.6. You can always go to Greece and not scare yourself to Cyprus.7. The rosy and the shimmer.8. You can drink almonds and eat a barbecue even if you are under sanctions.9. You are the only European country bombed by NATO.10. From time to time you can fly to The Hague to another account.
10 THE REASON IS TO BE CROATIA
1. You are not a Serb.2. Football team.3. You can pretend that your language is completely different from the Serbian, although it is not.4. Dubrovnik.5. You can dream about Independent Croatia.6. From time to time, you can sing "Danke, Danke, Deutschland" and continue to dream about Independent Croatia.7. You have a 1000-year culture that nobody heard.8. You have a democratically elected president who is not ashamed of being a Croat.9. The glorious past in the Second World War.10. You have a 1000-year culture ...
10 THE REASON IS TO BE BOSANAC
1. You can get asylum anywhere except in Serbia.2. You can pretend your state exists.3. Kebab.4. You can pretend that Sarajevo is a European metropolis, although it is not.5. Big Kebab.6. You can visit Francois Miteran, Bernard Henri, Suzan Sontag and Bill Clinton and there is no difference.7. Free travel tour in any Muslim country.8. You are being bombarded by a psychiatrist.9. You can expose your flag to the UN or anywhere else.10. Foreigners give you money and do not ask questions.
10 THE REASON IS TO BE SLOVENIAN
1. You can speak beautiful Slovenian language and know that nobody cares about it except for you.2. You can feel superior to all former Yugoslavs.3. You can drink after work.4. You can pretend to live on the "sunny side of the Alps" although you know it's not sunny.5. You can pretend to be good as a German, even if you secretly enjoy the fact that you are a Slovenian.6. Good relations with Italy and Austria.7. You can afford to be Jugo-Nostalgic.8. You can marry Slovenka and have Slovene children who speak Slovenian.9. You do not have to be embarrassed when you go somewhere.10. Nobody disturbs you because nobody cares.
10 REASON FOR MAKEDONAC
1. You can call yourself a Macedonian and not be killed by a Bulgarian, a Greek, a Serb or an Albanian.2. Sweet tomatoes, watermelons and tobacco.3. You can pretend to be the descendant of Alexander the Great and fuck the Greeks.4. You can be sad when listening to folk music.5. Good relations with neighbors, especially Greeks and Albanians.6. American soldiers on your territory.7. You must call your country the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.8. Twice tomatoes, watermelons and tobacco.9. You can pretend your language is not Bulgarian.10. Everyone is interested in the stability of the country except your neighbors.
10 THE REASON IS TO BE A MONTENEGRIN
1. You can be proud of your heroic past and not be 500 years under the Turks.2. You can sing epic poems about your heroic past and not be 500 years under the Turks.3. You can think of Russia as your mother, even though Russia does not know that you are her son.4. You can combine orthodoxy with Stalinism for the love of Russia and think you are better and more progressive than the Serbs.5. Cheese, fried lamb and grapes.6. You must kill at least one person for revenge and defend your cast.7. If you are a woman, you can kill your husband and everyone will know why you did it.8. You can smoke cigarettes from Italy and live like a king.9. You do not have to work even when you need to.10. You do not have to work ...
10 THE REASON IS TO BE YUGOSLAV
1.
You can be proud that you are neither a Serb, nor a Croat, nor a
Slovenac, nor a Bosniak, nor a Macedonian, nor a Montenegrin, nor an
Albanian, although you are one of them.
2. You do not have to feel bad because of Jugo-nostalgia.
3.
You can have a husband / wife from any part of Yugoslavia and have the
feeling that the country did not fall apart, especially if you are
abroad.
4. You can listen to Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian, Slovenian, Macedonian, Montenegrin, even Albanian music and think it's OK.
5. You do not have to be embarrassed by your Tito's past.
6. You can sing partisan songs from the Second World War and rock'n'roll from the 80's.
7. You can spit on nationalists.
8. You can be explored by foreign sociologists interested in your identity.
9. You may be invited to speak about Yugoslavia at conferences abroad.
10. You are a great candidate for the Soros scholarship.
A man is born tired and lives to rest.
He loves his bed to himself.
Rest in the day that you can sleep at night.
Does not work - kills kills!
If you see someone resting, do a good job - help him!
What can you do today, leave for tomorrow.
Work less than you can, and what you can switch to another.
It is in the shade of salvation - no one has ever since rested.
Work brings disease - do not calm down young!
When you occasionally want to work, sit, wait, see, proclaim you.
• From my last report, this worker fell to the bottom ... and started digging.
• His husband is tracked all over, but only from morbid curiosity.
• If I were to ask myself, I would forbid this worker to breathe.
Works well only when he is above the constant vision, he is put in a cosak like a rat trap.
• He would ditch himself in the parking bars.
• This young lady has illusions about the adequacy.
• It sets low standards and then fails to reach them.
• This worker will go a long way ... and as soon as he starts, the better.
• Has a whole cardboard of 6 beers but it fails that plastic delicacy that beers hold together.
• A huge ignorant - 144 times worse than a common ignorant.
• I would like to take him some time hunting.
• He is also battling with the signpost.
• It brings a lot of joy to the office, especially when it is abandoned.
• When IQ reaches 50, you should sell it.
• You see two men talking and one of them is bored ... And he is the other one.
• Has a photographic memory but its lens cap is always glued.
• Number one candidate for natural desection.
• He donated his brain to science before he stopped using it.
• The ramp is lowered, the lights are on and the gas falls, but ... the train does not come.
• There are two brains - one is lost and the other has gone to seek it.
• To be a little stupid, we should water it twice a week.
• To give him a penny for his opinion, I would give you a change.
• If you get close enough, you can hear the ocean.
• I simply can not believe he has won the other 1,000,000 spermatozoa in the race to the ovum.
• Some have drunk from the fountain of knowledge; He just washed his mouth.
• It takes two hours to watch a 60-minute show on TV.
• The wheel turns, but the hamster is dead.
• The lights are off, no one is at home.
From
the Institute of Psychology when they were working on the statistical
processing of the data of one test of the children's intelligence Vanja
Rupnik and Budimir Nesic came across all the mildly decoy responses. This is how the book "Pencil is written by heart" was created.
Fugitive
The fugitive is a big and wrong treeThe fugitive is one that has mustachesA fugitive is one that catches a toothA fugitive is a sheep or a ram when his name is so namedhow is a fugitive known?
if you go ahead, and you're all going fast, and everybody cries outFlood
the torrent is a flea riverone animal flying homeThat's what lives on a bite and bites peopleThe torrential wind is one that winds the applesone animal that lives in a sweaterone pen that writes a green torrentwhen you stagger, the torrent is in the thornsThe torrential is when you burn your yeast somewhere to breatheThe torrential is when the storm ragesThe torrential is the sea of the seaVerity
that's when someone likes it and writes with lettersloyalty is how much we value - I am not faithfulSoldier
The soldier is a living being in the armyThe soldier is to understand and hang itThe soldier is in order to march and be a warThe soldier has a real gunThe soldier has thick bootsa soldier gets a real letterThe soldier knows the songwriters by heartThe soldier makes a wedding when he returns from the armySoldier is a soldier's grandfatherWolf and fox
The wolf is all hairy, and the fox is redwolf changes hair and fox foxThe wolf has terrible eyes and fox foxesThe wolf dreams and the fox does not have toThey are the same as brothers (wolf and fox)
because they are a frightful and horrible womanbecause they grow their tails in the backbecause they live in the woodsbecause they are dying in the dark and all are thievesbecause they eat who they do not know, the wolf is redhead and fox foxThe door
There is some door that has barsYou go there if you are not good and you do not have it
Anyone who knows about computers has a lot of reasons to be dissatisfied when watching the movies in which they appear. These are some of the nebulas that you can see.
• The Word processor does not show the cursor.
• Heroes typed the entire text and do not even use the space bar.
• The monitors have letters of a size of 2-3 cm.
•
High-tech computers, such as NASA, CIA or some other government
institutions, will have a super user-oriented graphical interface. If not, then they will understand all commands typed in by free speech. For
example, in order to get to the most trusted secret files, you only
need to type "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" ("Dose X"). Or to insert a destructive virus that will destroy the entire
extraterrestrial civilization, you simply need to type "UPLOAD VIRUS"
("Fortress" and "Independence Day").
• All computers are connected. You can access information from a malicious computer even if it is turned off.
• All powerful global computers record every time you press a key, or when the screen changes. Some even slow down printing text on the screen to increase tension. Absolutely the most powerful can and emulate the sound of the matrix printer while the text is printed on the screen.
• In the interior of each computer, there are piles of boards and lights that are burning and fading. If something breaks down, the sparks start to spark from the computer,
the smoke, sometimes some flash from the inside, and finally the
computer explodes magically, throwing the main hero 5m from the place
where he was standing.
• When the hero ends up tapping the report, simply turn off the computer, and not think of the document ("Dose X").
• Any "hacker" can enter into the world's most secure database in five minutes, and can also hit a secret code from 2 attempts.
• The "PERMISSION DENIED" message also has "OVERRIDE" function (eg "Demolition men").
• Complex calculations and loading of huge databases are completed for a maximum of 3 seconds. Modems in movies seem to work at a speed of at least 2 GB / s.
• When a power plant, a rocket plant or something overheats, all the
computers in the building will explode together with the building itself
(while the hero in the foreground explodes and throws it onto the
ground).
• If you try to start encrypted files, a window appears where you need to type in the password.
• No matter what kind of disk it is (hard disk, CD, floppy disk ...), it is readable from any computer in the world. All programs work on all platforms. As computers are more advanced, they have more buttons that fall and go out ("Eighth Passenger 2"). On the other hand, every user has to be a top expert, because no button has an inscription on what mucus.
• All computers, no matter how small, have a super-modern-active-3D-animated-photo-realistic video display.
• Laptop computers, for unknown reasons, always have high-tech video
conferencing equipment, or a video phone, and performance in the CRAY
supercomputer ranking.
•
Whenever a person looks at the display, the picture is so light that it
is projected onto his / her face ("Eighth Traveler", "Odyssey 2001").
1. It is important that you cushion the ball somewhere.
2. If you can not run anymore - fall! You pretend to be foul and rest!
3. Do not hit it fast! You can find yourself alone in front of the goal and what are you then?
4.
If you are not satisfied how your photo turned out to be in some
newspapers, hit the ball to the photographer who shot it and try to hit
his camera - to learn how to memorize!
5. Always be afraid of a judge's decision !! What is he who knows about football?
6. Return the goalie ball as much as you can, so that you can avoid running.
7. Be careful not to dirty the jersey, stains are seen on TV transmission !!
8. Watch that you do not spoil your hair and this is seen on TV transmission !!
9.
Always respond to the invitation to the national team, thus increasing
the chances that someone thinks you know how to play football.
10. If you do not comply with these rules, you do not deserve to play in the national team.
